Courtney | 23 | CT
The musings of a dirty hippie embracing the digital world.
Formerly Tumbledore's Beard
Also Formerly Commie Words
"Man humans are lame why don’t we have like wings/horns/etc"
Humans can’t even handle having different skin colors how well do you really think that would go
#basically the plot of x-men
sure matching underwear is cute but matching black underwear makes me feel powerful
If ever you feel stupid, remember that one time my twin brother forgot my birthday.
taylor swift is always pulling the max and ruby face like
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Top Text: “I WON’T BE BACK”
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Ever notice how it’s only crappy customers that say this?
'girlfriend' by avril lavigne came out seven years ago
i don’t like your fun fact
I think you need to stop that
- submerge yourself into a bath of coconut oil and wait there. breathe so slowly that you lower your body temperature. slowly become one with the coconut oil. as it hardens around you become one with it. emerge from your bath, years later, find the world has changed in inmeasurable ways and your family no longer knows you.
- rub (raw, organic) beets all over your face. all over. your skin will turn red and bloody and you will feel warrior energy pulsing through you. stick your head in the dirt. slowly become a might oak.
- don’t shampoo your hair with silicon - instead, whisper your secrets into your hair. wait till it turns white from the shock as the tiny horrors you’ve committed cleanse your entire being, like confession. there is no one who can forgive your sins.
- shit shit everything is made of chemicals shit shit we fucked up shit shit your skin is chemicals shit shit coconut oil is chemicals shit, water is chemicals shit.
i hate it when you’re walking along and you suddenly become really self-conscious about the way you are walking so you concentrate on walking normally and just end up like
Little monks having a snowfight in Shaolin Monastery Henan, China